Magic Bloody Magic

MAGIC BLOODY MAGIC
A Meatwave 3000 Joint

"Rifled with provocative imagery and a complex narrative, this film stands to be one of Lower Earth's highly respected and accurate portrayal of a mafia event to date. Hold on to your horses folks, cause we're about to steal them."
-- Caesar Pony, Pony of Prey

HAVE A HEART: End show by Amy Wong

In an attempt to woo the masses to increase the consumption of hearts, Amy Wong of the YPF is holding a special viewing of her work. Seen here, a young Amy Wong attempting to quell the blood-engorged eyes of a bulldog through transcendental motivation, would like to extend to you an invitation to attend this exhibition on Dec 12th 2006. This show will run till Dec 22nd, from 5 pm to 7 pm.

HAVE A HEART: End show by Amy Wong
De Ateliers
86 Stadhouderskade, Amsterdam
(Karaoke After Party to follow opening night exhibition)


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Pony of Prey
Official Newspaper of The Pony's Republique of Peoples

Parnell En Hell

PARNELL EN HELL

The Almighty Caesar Pony once said that Hell is a nut-barren landscape engulfed in groves of carpet burned knee skin and blue-green algae. So why don't you come down to Madame Edgars for the Parnell Collective horror fanfare, featuring Mr. E Bond & Mark Unetrberger.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

6-10 PM

MADAME EDGAR GALLERY

6370 St-Hubert

Plaza St-Hubert, Metro Beaubien

Montreal, Quebec

The Show goes till November 25th.

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The National Ideal
Preacher of the Book of Cromo and liason to the Almighty Caesar Pony.

Cover Me: Artists Covering their Favorite Album Covers

All charity funds always end up in Caesar Pony's treasury. So this fundraiser for Head & Hands will only benefit your own demise. But go ahead, distract yourself and go check out some beautiful artwork of album covers, re-done by a hole slew of artists, including the Pony of Prey Media Center.

POP Montréal & Art POP Present:
Cover Me: Artists Covering their Favorite Album Covers
Friday October 6th from 5-8pm
Cafe Esperenza 5490 Saint-Laurent
http://www.popmontreal.com/artpop/covers.htm

All proceeds benefit:
Head & Hands (and indirectly Caesar Pony)

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Jenny Hapshaw
Official Spokerodent for All Mighty Caesar Pony.

Pop Levi

METAPHOR FOR LIFE, AND BY LIFE I MEAN DEATH... THE DEATH OF LOWER EARTH.

Portrayed here in this poster campaign that you might have seen on the streets of Montréal is a metaphorical depiction of the unevitable demise of Lower Earth. Lower Earthlings fairly represented by googly-eyed egg-people with cold soars, being inondated by their own doings. This making my job, which is to serve the best interests of the Almighty Caesar Pony a very easy one. That job being to enslave the inhabitants of Lower Earth to toil away in our underground mines, and as mentioned before, we do offer health benefits and an attractive incentive program, but we do not pay time-and-a-half for all holidays, and joining our “fun little gang” is not optional.

With the underlying message beeing spelled out to you, please go and enjoy an evening of merry making with Pop Levi, The Patients, HILOTRONS & Dishwasher October 7 for POP Montréal.

I'll leave you with this quote from a good friend of mine who's life may be spared when the day of reckoning comes. It goes a little something like this; " To the beat of the rhythm of the night, dance until the morning light. Forget about the worries on your mind, you can leave them all behind."
El Debarge 1985

POP Montréal & Feelin' Night Present
Pop Levi with The Patients, HILOTRONS & Dishwasher
Saturday October 7th 2006
Main Hall 5390 St. Laurent
$10 in advance, $12 at the door
Doors at 9pm

ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY GROUND NUTS

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General Mavin Plantagentae
Official Right Hand to the All Mighty Caesar Pony.

Memphis: A little Place in the Wilderness

Hello again lower earthilngs, you might have gazed upon this image at one point already, and if not look hypnotically into this young boys eyes. It might be trying to steal your soul. This image is part of the great Caesar Pony's new "Media Mind Control Campaign" also known as Pony of Prey in which you (the viewer) will feel compeled in many different ways. So if you find yourself mindlessly baking a nut loaf rest assured that the washing of the brain has commenced and is irreversible. The band Memphis is fully aware of this and is already in our control. Looking forward to bending every single last one of you under the will of the almighty Caesar Pony.

ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY GROUND NUTS

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General Mavin Plantagentae
Official Right Hand to the All Mighty Caesar Pony.

Parnell Show at Boutique FLY

PARNELL AT FLY

Hello again lower earth. Here is more distraction for you whilst your world much like a romantic diner setting for two has it's cloth ripped out from under it by what seems to be magic. Rest assured that the unexplained will soon be public knowledge, but to every truth revealed there are at least 7 supporting truths behind it, and again behind those etc... etc... & etc...

Vernissage Sept. 3rd
from 8pm to 11pm
The show runs till October

Boutique FLY
1970 St. Catherines W
in Montréal
www.boutiquefly.com

ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY GROUND NUTS

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Jenny Hapshaw
Official Spokerodent for All Mighty Caesar Pony.

Warrior Vol.2 Issue 3 Release Party

Also as a distraction whilst the Pony of Prey forces descend on lower earth we highly suggest you partake in as many activities as possible. If that means biking over to SubV to see the circus show then zipping to Verdun to the Warrior summer issue release party, so be it. It is to your benefit to attend as many social gatherings as you can whilst you are still a society.

Bollea 53
Friday August 11th at 8pm
229 2e Ave.
Verdun in Montréal
Metro: Verdun

ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY GROUND NUTS

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Jenny Hapshaw
Official Spokerodent for All Mighty Caesar Pony.

Circus Art Show at SubV

Hello Groundlings, come and enjoy this great group show while you wait for your eminent demise as a society as a whole.

Vernissage August 11th 2006
from 7:30 pm to 11:00 pm

SubV
5666 Sherbrooke O. Montréal

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Jenny Hapshaw
Official Spokerodent for All Mighty Caesar Pony.

Pony's Republique of Peoples

LOWLY INHABITANTS OF LOWER EARTH:

You may have noticed a few changes to your planet in the last few days, and I would like to put your little minds to rest about a few things.

First of all, yes, the entire East Coast was destroyed in a devastating condor attack, and yes we were partially responsible for this little misunderstanding. Secondly, yes, the population of Europe is currently being enslaved with a powerfully interesting hypnotic device, and, yes, you will be used to toil away in our underground mines, and, yes, we do offer health benefits and an attractive incentive program. Thirdly, no, we do not pay time-and-a-half for all holidays, and joining our “fun little gang” is not optional.

But, to make this transition easier, I thought you might want to know a little bit about your new benevolent masters, and how we managed to live on a floating continent above the Earth without anyone being the wiser. Firstly, the floating mass of awesomeness that now controls your destiny, is called the The Pony’s Republique of Peoples, and it is controlled by an all-seeing rodent named Caesar Pony. There are several ethnic groups, constantly making snitty comments at each other, but they are all under the handsome thumb of one leader, the Mighty Caesar Pony (praise be to him.) The Pony’s Republique of Peoples has been floating above the earth since the beginning of recorded time, but thanks to a carefully orchestrated campaign by the Freemasons, they have managed to go unnoticed. . .UNTIL NOW.

Rome wasn’t built in a day, and a whole planet wasn’t enslaved in a long-weekend. So, lowly ones, that means this whole enslavement thing might take a little while. So, in the meantime, Caesar Pony, and the four greatest commanders of The Pony’s Republique of Peoples will be posting suggestions and useful recipes to make this transition into serfdom as painless as possible.

ALL PRAISE THE MIGHTY GROUND NUTS.

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Jenny Hapshaw
Official Spokerodent for All Mighty Caesar Pony.